Quiz: How Crunchy Are You?

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Have you ever wondered where you are on the crunchy scale? Well wonder no more, folks!! Today is the day where you learn exactly HOW crunchy you are! Of course, this is all in fun and it’s not meant to be taken seriously! Everyone is different and what works for your family may not work for someone else!

You find out that you’re pregnant and the first person you tell is…

 
 
 
 

You give birth in…

 
 
 
 

Dinner tonight is…

 
 
 
 

What is your garbage routine?

 
 
 
 

You need a couple of tomatoes for your salad so you head to…

 
 
 
 

All dirty hippies need to bathe.  How do you wash your hair?

 
 
 
 

It’s time to do laundry.  How do you get your clothes clean?

 
 
 
 

Sitting on the counter in your kitchen is…

 
 
 
 

Your little one falls and scrapes their knee.  You…

 
 
 
 

When asked if you plan to breastfeed, you…

 
 
 
 

What will you do with your placenta?

 
 
 
 

How do you carry your baby?

 
 
 
 

Your dream home is…

 
 
 
 

Your kids fight over…

 
 
 
 

Your significant other thinks…

 
 
 
 

I am a Crunchy Mama of 5 rowdy boys, stepmama to 1 girl and have another sweet girl on the way! I also gave birth to a baby girl in January 2016 for an awesome couple as their surrogate. I married my awesome husband, Brian in October 2016 and we are located in a little city outside of Dallas, Texas. I am a jill-of-many-trades. I run a laundry service, do custom sewing and even sell lactation cookies to my locals. I love to shop at thrift stores, take showers without an audience and spend time dreaming of a life off the grid! Follow me on Instagram for behind-the-scenes photos in the life of my crunchy family!